30 Best Tweetable Math Jokes & Puns to Make you Smile
Math may not be fun, but it can sure be funny. The Math jokes and puns we have listed in this post are proof that Math can be a source of laughter and smiles. And the best part is, many of these jokes rely on understanding the underlying math concept, which makes them educational as well.
We have added a one-click tweet button with every joke to make sharing your favorites on Twitter pretty quick and easy. Enjoy our collection of short, easy to remember one liners, play on words and tweetable math jokes below.
Best Tweetable Math Jokes
Take your pick from these funny geometry, pi, counting, algebra jokes and more. Share them with your friends and family for a good dose of humor.
1. Nice Belt!
What does the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
2. Depressed Math Book
Why was the math book depressed? It had a lot of problems.
3. Five Beers, Please
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says ‘five beers, please.‘
4. Square Roots
Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots.
5. Seven Ate (Eight) Nine
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!
6. It was a Mean thing to say!
Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average? It was a ‘mean’ thing to say!
7. Because they’re Never Right
Why are obtuse angles so depressed? Because they’re never right
8. As easy as ? (pie)
Why shouldn’t you let advanced math intimidate you? It’s really as easy as pi
9. Pro-Tractor
How does a mathematician plow fields? With a pro-tractor.
10. You’re Pointless
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless.
11. His Parents wouldn’t Cosine(gn)
Why couldn’t the angle get a loan? His parents wouldn’t Cosine.
12. Decimals always have a Point
Why should you never argue with decimals? Decimals always have a point.
13. Stop asking us to find your X
Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X. They’re never coming back — don’t ask Y
14. Statistical Joke
A statistician got soaking wet trying to cross a river. He thought he could cross, because it was one-foot deep on average.
15. Sir Cumference
Who invented the Round Table? Sir Cumference.
16. Seems Odd
You know what seems odd to me? Numbers that can’t be divided by two.
17. Decimals always have a Point
Why should you never argue with decimals? Decimals always have a point.
18. Algebros
What do you call dudes who love math? Algebros.
19. They already 8(ate)!
Why did the two 4’s skip lunch? They already 8 (ate)!
20. It’s always 90 degrees
How do you stay warm in any room? Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.
21. Imaginary Numbers
How do you do math in your head? Just use imaginary numbers.
22. Algo-rythm
Why does algebra make you a better dancer? Because you can use algo-rhythm.
23. Make 7 an even number
How do you make seven an even number? Just remove the “s.”
24. Hexagon(e)
What did the student say when the witch doctor removed his curse? Hexagon.
25. He would’ve to Convert
Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert.
26. Quadratic Formula
What do baby parabolas drink? Quadratic formula.
27. Perfect Imaginary Girlfriend
My girlfriend is the square root of –100. She’s a perfect 10, but purely imaginary.
28. Take an X-Y Plane or a rhom’Bus’
How do you get from point A to point B? Just take an x-y plane or a rhom’bus’.
29. Count Dracula
Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula.
30. Because they can’t even
Why do teenagers travel in groups of 3 or 5? Because they can’t even.
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